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Folks , I've come to be so impressed by the talented song writing ability of our newer member "Cavey" that I feel compelled to designate this thread as "The Cavemen Fan Club" ... My hopes are that all will join this special fan club and that all will join in and welcome Cavey with open arms ... Cavey welcome to your special home , please grace us with your beautiful songs , get comfortable , hang your up loin cloth and share your anal scent with us .

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Folks , I've come to be so impressed by the talented song writing ability of our newer member "Cavey" that I feel compelled to designate this thread as "The Cavemen Fan Club" ... My hopes are that all will join this special fan club and that all will join in and welcome Cavey with open arms ... Cavey welcome to your special home , please grace us with your beautiful songs , get comfortable , hang your up loin cloth and share your anal scent with us .

What can I say?

That would have brought a tear to my eye, but as a Neanderthal I do not have fully developed tear ducts.

I love DSO, and I have a creative urge to share my songs with others. I also have other urges that I wish to share, and smells and so much more!

Cavey has always been misunderstood. He has never been welcomed anywhere before. THANK YOU!

Love,

Cavey :wub:

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Just what I'm in the mood for , a brand new Cavey song and a ripe old Cavey smell ... NICE !!! :wub:

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Sung to the tune of "Alabama Getaway"

Phil and Bob had patched up their "bygones".

Medicare had just begun.

The Grateful Dead was finished,

Bill and Mickey had been tossed a crumb!

DSO rocked all the Starheads.

Always made them dance and sing.

Reason that they loved 'em,

they rocked like the real thing!

JK upped and went away, went away.

JK upped and went away, went away.

Some folks thought it cheesy,

others psyched with whom he gets to play.

Major Leaguers Phil and Bobby,

said JK have a drink with me.

We're gonna give you a position,

a place in our family tree.

Heard you play at the Fillmore.

Bob could not believe the Starhead cries.

Phil did harbor distaste and

couldn't help but roll his eyes.

JK upped and went away, went away.

JK upped and went away, went away.

Some folks thought it cheesy,

others psyched with whom he gets to play.

"Why don't we give JK a tryout?",

and take our careers off the shelf.

Bob told Phil in a hurry,

and maybe regain some new wealth.

DSO is shiny star spangled,

and rocking the land o' the free.

It's time to dance the straight and narrow,

just you, DSO and Cavey!

JK upped and went away, went away.

JK upped and went away, went away.

Some folks thought it cheesy,

others psyched with whom he gets to play.

Love,

Cavey :moon:

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does he twitter?

I hope Cavey doesn't misunderstand that question , Chuck .

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Silly humans...

Due to what appears to be a request for my presence, I will share with you one of my first epic song lyrics, sung to the tune of Shakedown Street. Enjoy.

You think that Caveman got no heaaaaaaart, that- is- swell, Humans- go- to Hell!

My anal gland is a ripe taaaaaaaaart, boo-ty smell. Tasty chocolate gel.

Maybe that

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Sung to the tune of "My Eyes Adore You", by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

My thighs adore you.

Though I never laid a fart on you,

My thighs adore you.

Like a Vortex in a choppy sea you and now you're set to have a daughter,

My hopes, my dreams are now so far.

I sniffed your drummers stool.

Thinking "Dino was made for Cavey".

You are Human, I am Brute,

Mates we still can be.

Playin with Koritz too, and the rest of the DSO crew,

I wont eschew, my dreams of you,

till you rip my loincloth away.

My thighs adore you.

Though I never laid a fart on you,

My thighs adore you.

Like a Vortex in a choppy sea you and now you're set to have a daughter,

My hopes, my dreams are now so far.

Headed for your dressing room,

Want to mingle in your manly domain.

Left my loincloth back at Merch,

Your image in my brain.

Natural I seem to find,

the scent of your armpits like wine.

Still I start to piss, and feel no remiss

About my rump and your behind.

My thighs adore you.

Though I never laid a fart on you,

My thighs adore you.

Like a Vortex in a choppy sea you and now you're set to have a daughter,

My hopes, my dreams are now so far.

FADE

My hopes, my dreams are now so far.

and then there is this little gem , written by Cavey for one of our favorite drummers , Dino !!! :wub:

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Guest deadheadmike

:wub::moon::wub: My anal gland is a ripe taaaaaaaaart, boo-ty smell. Tasty chocolate gel.

Cavey's lyrics are breath taking !!!

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:wub::moon::wub: My anal gland is a ripe taaaaaaaaart, boo-ty smell. Tasty chocolate gel.

Cavey's lyrics are breath taking !!!

Something is stirring in my nether regions and my anal gland is bearing the fruits of long hibernating passion.

The prickly pear of my periwinckle is permeating my primitive pubic place and I pulsate with perianal premonitions of paradise......wait!

I just wanted to say thank you Deadheadmike.

My hearth and loincloth are fuzzy for you.

I am knitting you a pelted pair of Herdy panties.

Love,

Cavey :wub:

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Something is stirring in my nether regions and my anal gland is bearing the fruits of long hibernating passion.

The prickly pear of my periwinckle is permeating my primitive pubic place and I pulsate with perianal premonitions of paradise......wait!

I just wanted to say thank you Deadheadmike.

My hearth and loincloth are fuzzy for you.

I am knitting you a pelted pair of Herdy panties.

Love,

Cavey :wub:

Herdy panties :wub:

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****Standing Up Clapping Madly*****

I'm thinking we might have another Grammy winner among us....

Loved the "DSO Getaway", funny shit my monkey brained friend ;)

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Now that might be a version of Esau I would enjoy... lol

To the tune of Brother Esau

When Herdy was hatched from his mother,

he came out of her behind.

And before his birthing was done,

he had surely lost his mind.

But Harford County's son was blown away,

before a righteous band.

A bunch of cats called DSO.

They rocked across the land.

The very first time he saw

DSO begin to play,

and all the kids in the playground

Herdy had found his way.

His normalcy pretended,

but then he went on tour.

He found his home,

he was dead to the core.

CHORUS:

On the forums Herdy has his say,

and no love lost with someone named JK.

Not a nightmare or daydream,

he's just a longhaired man.

Traveling 'cross the metropolis,

to see his favorite band.

Traveling 'cross the metropolis,

to see his favorite band.

Herdygerdy needs a blessing.

Herdygerdy needs a nurse.

He would say that he's doing fine,

but I suspect he's donkey cursed.

Yes Herdy's really like Cavey,

Neanderthal as man.

We share a love, and juicy anal gland.

Sometimes at night, my loincloth's in his hands.

Love,

Cavey :moon:

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Love the new single ... I see a solid GOLD record in the making ... ROCK n ROLL Cavey !!!

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Guest Rob Eaton

I've got to say that I was a little suspect of Cavey at first but after that wonderful, heartfelt interpretation of Esau for our beloved Donkey I found myself laughing and enjoying the read and feeling different about our new friend Cavey (who I suspect is also several other names posting on this forum, Dear Abbey is one that comes to mind). Nice work Cavey and yes we do love our beloved Donkey even if he is a jack-a-lope born from the excrement of who knows what!

Love ya Donkey

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I've got to say that I was a little suspect of Cavey at first but after that wonderful, heartfelt interpretation of Esau for our beloved Donkey I found myself laughing and enjoying the read and feeling different about our new friend Cavey (who I suspect is also several other names posting on this forum, Dear Abbey is one that comes to mind). Nice work Cavey and yes we do love our beloved Donkey even if he is a jack-a-lope born from the excrement of who knows what!

Love ya Donkey

To the one they call Eaton,

I must admit the swell of my loincloth did strain when I read your post. My Neanderthal quest for love has been met with an acceptance that I have only dreamed of during many lonely nights by my fire circle. The times that I have found fellowship with only a squirrel, or even curled up alone in a warm Port-A-Potty near your camp at the Ledges have all been vindicated now.

After being recognized by the one they call Dino, your drumming man, and now you, the rythym master I am feeling a budding in my nether regions, that special gland I have, and I want to share all of that with you and so much more.

As Hunter shared his words with music men of yore, I wish to share my words with the keepers of the flame, DSO. Cavey would be honored to have any of his words sung by you and the members of your tribe. I also stand ready to put my primitive word strings to any song that you request, Cavey is your servant, Eaton of the Mountain.

I have so much inside of me, and not just gas.

Love,

Cavey :wub:

PS-who is Abby? Does she have a smooth pelt? Is she of breeding stock?

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I've got to say that I was a little suspect of Cavey at first but after that wonderful, heartfelt interpretation of Esau for our beloved Donkey I found myself laughing and enjoying the read and feeling different about our new friend Cavey (who I suspect is also several other names posting on this forum, Dear Abbey is one that comes to mind). Nice work Cavey and yes we do love our beloved Donkey even if he is a jack-a-lope born from the excrement of who knows what!

Love ya Donkey

Careful Pilgrim,

Keep your distance from the beast.

This is no "Werewolves of London".

Don't be Cavey's chicken wing.

Rob Eaton could be eaten.

Harry Callahan

SFPD

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I've got to say that I was a little suspect of Cavey at first but after that wonderful, heartfelt interpretation of Esau for our beloved Donkey I found myself laughing and enjoying the read and feeling different about our new friend Cavey (who I suspect is also several other names posting on this forum, Dear Abbey is one that comes to mind). Nice work Cavey and yes we do love our beloved Donkey even if he is a jack-a-lope born from the excrement of who knows what!

Love ya Donkey

Dear Robert,

While your acceptance of Donkeys and Jack-a-Lopes is quite the thing to be admired, the talk of excrement doesn't smell that beautiful.

Always remember that you are a role model for hippies, miscreants and seekers of musical truth. Donkeys will always follow your path, and it is kind to befriend the Ass. To not would be crass.

I understand that you have offered your peace to many asses, and I'm sure you have fulfilled many with that act of kindness.

Abby

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