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Rob Eaton could be eaten.

Now that's just damn funny, but then again you always had a good sense of humor, Inspector.

I have actually thought of you now and then over the years as I've passed under the train trestle by Larkspur landing; the site of your famous and heroic leap onto the hijacked school bus. That had to be some quodlibet for tenderfeet alright. But I digress. I was saddened several years ago when they removed that overpass - it should have had protection as a historical landmark!

And for the record, you know that's not the exit for the San Francisco Airport. But a little cinematic license is okay, so long as it's bigger than a drive-in movie. Ooo-eee.

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\and yes we do love our beloved Donkey even if he is a jack-a-lope born from the excrement of who knows what!

Hey!! I resemble that statement! :)

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Dear Robert,

While your acceptance of Donkeys and Jack-a-Lopes is quite the thing to be admired, the talk of excrement doesn't smell that beautiful.

Always remember that you are a role model for hippies, miscreants and seekers of musical truth. Donkeys will always follow your path, and it is kind to befriend the Ass. To not would be crass.

I understand that you have offered your peace to many asses, and I'm sure you have fulfilled many with that act of kindness.

Abby

OMG.... :rofl:

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I'm hoping Cavey puts a band together and performs all his greatest ... :wub:

This is for Deadheadmike,

Sung to the tune of Touch of Grey.

Post All Day

Words by Caveman

Whether late or early,

Mike has got a date.

Computer keyboard at his side,

he's not lonely.

Ass is planted in his chair.

Fingers flying through the air.

Posting more than his fair share,

he's outta sight.

He won't get high.

Don't even try.

His brain is fried.

He posts for pride.

DSO Forum devout,

posting is his way out.

Some folks do get pissed at it,

but he won't fight.

Whether happy or just gay,

posting is the way he plays.

Deadhead Mike we love you cause you

Post All Day.

He won't get high.

Don't even try.

His brain is fried.

He posts for pride.

Even posts while he pees.

Can scratch his ass and type, please believe.

On bended knees, he puts his face,

so close to Cavey's private place.

It reminds him of cheese.

Residue of loincloth if you please.

My anal gland, he does think of,

to try to win some Cavey love.

You know he takes it in the rear.

Especially when Cavey's near.

He is the envy of his peers,

he's seen the light.

Forum posting is his scene.

Ass is full of jelly beans.

His dreams of Cavey are obscene,

and he's so tight.

He won't get high.

Don't even try.

His brain is fried.

He posts for pride.

Even posting while he shits,

and dreams of Cavey's hairy tits.

Always swallows never spits,

and never bites.

Oh yeah he posts all day.

DSO is here to stay.

DSO Rocks he's known to say,

and he's so right!

He won't get high.

Don't even try.

His brain is fried.

He posts for pride.

He's Cavey's guy,

between my thighs.

Love in his eyes.

I am his prize.

Love,

Cavey :moon:

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Guest deadheadmike

I don't know what to say :blush: ... I feel like I have arrived having a Cavey song written about me ... I thank you and my sphincter thanks you :wub: ... anyone care for a Jelly Bean , they're DELICIOUS !!!

:dsorocks:

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Even posting while he shits,

and dreams of Cavey's hairy tits.

Always swallows never spits,

and never bites.

OMG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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The Ballad of DSO

Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Come and listen to a ditty 'bout a band named DSO.

Some Grateful balladeers, they put on quite a show,

Then one day in the middle of a tour,

JK upped and left, he was a tired a bein' poor.

Cash that is, Greenbacks, US Mint.

Well next thing you know JK is way up there.

Bumperstickers now a statin' "John is my Jerry" everywhere.

Phil onstage directin' after all he's seven-ty,

and Jill's a writin' setlists for her Furthur Jamboree.

Weird that is, seems strange, things change.

Well DSO kept rockin' and they brought Jeff Mattson in.

JM plugged his rig in and said "where do we begin?".

He makes love to turkey drumsticks at the Cavey Jubilee,

and Starheads welcomed JM to the Darkstar Family.

DSO that is, dance a spell, steal your face off.

Jellybeans for Y'all now, Y'hear?

Love,

Cavey :moon:

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Sung to the tune of Kung Fu Fighting.

Everybody was Forum fighting.

I feel my sphincter tightening.

Anal gland pulsating and ripening,

and the posts were such un-kind things.

There was funky Deadheadmike, and l'il Sister Bluebird.

Posts were flying like mad, they were raining like turds.

Nasty was practiced like an art, just like a juicy Cavey fart.

Icebergs hitting TR's ship, Puleo posting a setlist!

Everybody was Forum fighting.

I feel my sphincter tightening.

Anal gland pulsating and ripening,

and the posts were such un-kind things.

There was Professor DStone too, and even Lookyloo.

Posts were smelling like butt floss, under Cavey's thong.

Let's take a vow and make a stand, 'cause DSO's our favorite band,

civility can be so hip, just try and respect everybody's trip.

Everybody was Forum fighting.

I feel my sphincter tightening.

Anal gland pulsating and ripening,

and the posts were such un-kind things.

Love,

Cavey :moon:

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Guest deadheadmike

Caveman , your songs are most definitely not for the meek and weak of stomach ...

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Its going to be very tough for me to play Band hero with the kids now as they really like Kung Fu Fighting. They just won't understand what Daddy is laughing about. :o

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This little gem is in honor of my love, Chuckvegas, on the occasion of his 55th birthday.

Sung to the tune "Oh Boy" by Buddy Holly.

Please enjoy.

He's my love,

he's my chicken.

Cavey blows

cause Chuck is finger lickin'.

Oh joy, we are destiny.

Oh toy, play on bended knees.

Chuck's goo is heaven-ly.

He's my wife,

no masterbatin'.

Vegas love is

my destination.

Oh joy, we are destiny.

Oh toy, play on bended knees.

Chuck's goo is heaven-ly.

Chuck appears,

my loincloth is fallin',

you can smell

my anal gland callin'.

A little Cavey lovin'

and Chucky so tight.

Chuckvegas gonna be

my slavey tonight!

Caveman love,

don't be dissin'.

Vegas boy,

you best be a listenin'.

Oh joy, we are destiny.

Oh toy, play on bended knees.

Chuck's goo is heaven-ly.

Chucky's like

tater tots 'n bacon.

Tonight he'll be

my playstation.

Oh joy, we are destiny.

Oh toy, play on bended knees.

Chuck's goo is heaven-ly.

Sheds a tear

as he comes a crawlin'.

Starhead Nation,

this is appaling!

He has a little nubbin'

that is Cavey's delight.

I love it when he twirls

and pretends to fight.

He's my love,

he's my chicken.

Cavey blows

cause Chuck is finger lickin'.

Oh joy, we are destiny.

Oh toy, play on bended knees.

Chuck's goo is heaven-ly.

Happy Birthday you sexy thing!

Love,

Cavey :wub:

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Ok, I've been silent for a while on the board and appologize.. Cavey, you brought me out of my shell and got me laughing so hard I think I shot a couple of chocolate jellybeens outa my cavehole! :rofl:

You are a very creative song writer and I cant wait till we can get an cd burnt and growing out on the vine!!

See you all in May!

Peace

Alex911sc

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My OH My..... :) That is some funny shit!

I don't know if I should be laughing hysterically or crying and hiding in fear from Caveman... I think I'll do both...

Funny shit, Cavey... and also quite sick! :)

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Please enjoy my latest creative work, a tribute to Rob of Barraco Clan, sung to the tune of "Ohio" by Neil Young.

He's jamming and Cavey's cumming.

He's totally in the zone.

With Koritz and Dino drumming,

We NEED more Barraco!

Loincloth and brown fluid,

when DSO is in town.

Keyboards are ruling the show.

And if you grew hair,

left your headband on the ground,

we would still love you, you know!

Bob Weir and Phil knew it,

his fingers and vocals astound.

Starheads are lucky we know.

Jellybean stupor,

anal gland starting to pound.

Cavey will mate Barraco!

He's jamming and Cavey's cumming.

He's totally in the zone.

With Koritz and Dino drumming,

we NEED more Barraco,

we WANT more Barraco,

gotta have more Barraco!

Love,

Cavey :wub:

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Dear Gentle Ben of Mojo Clan,

You have inspired me to write a song in your honor!

To the tune of New Speedway Boogie.

Song's come out of Cavey's ass crack,

Zen Ben is the subject today.

Elder please, cut us all some slack,

your rap seems a little played.

You spent a lotta time on the dance floor,

a peacocked Wizard, headband and frill.

The other "Caveman" made you run away,

maybe better name is "Gentle".

Now Elder boy, I think it's bold,

to say you made up the "Mojo Stroll".

Anal gland pulses bright and red,

your words just seem to lack any street "cred".

You sound deep fried, West Coast besides,

to claim you made up the "style".

Dressed as clown with your mojo risen,

and you wonder why Cavey smiles?

I saw you take a crap in a fountain,

and didn't wipe your butt, man that's ill.

DSO is our favorite band,

and I think you need to "chill".

My drumsticks good both hot or cold,

it tastes even better with some anal mold.

Mojo dancing or masterbate,

DSO just rocks, they are so fucking great!

Cavey sometimes lacks some tact, Jack,

but Starhead blood runs deep it's his pride.

In troubled times he raps his rhymes,

as part of the Starhead Tribe.

No need to sit there cryin' and poutin',

dance your "mojo trance" if you will.

Jellybeans wait in my left hand,

fermented nasty pills.

Now you may think this song is cold,

but if I don't let loose I may just explode.

Maybe you won't like my song,

DSO brother please be strong!

Zen Ben is our brother.

Where is Zen Ben's Mother?

Hope y'all like this new cover,

cause Cavey's got to give!

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