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I like jellybeans .

I like you!

Your offer to kick Gentle Ben in the balls, while cloaked in myrth and merriment was a kind and gracious one. It reminded me of the lovemaking ritual we Neanderthals would practice on the Plains when our women folk were unavailable and our loincloths were heavy with the residue of green jellybean essence.

I am sure that the backwater swamp where your mother birthed you is full of much similar ritual. Please describe both the obvious and more subtle genetic defects that you inherited from the inbreeding that your Clan has practiced for so long.

I am still searching for a mate, and the proximity of your eyes and the far off stare you exhibit stir a scent from my nether regions that I find best not described here. If you are not of mating stock I must reject you as your pelt appears hairless, making you useless to me on the cold evenings alone in my cave.

Love,

Cavey :wub:

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we Neanderthals would practice on the Plains

Neanderthals on the Plains? homo neanderthalensis was discovered and flourished in the northern Europe ...

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I like you!

Your offer to kick Gentle Ben in the balls, while cloaked in myrth and merriment was a kind and gracious one. It reminded me of the lovemaking ritual we Neanderthals would practice on the Plains when our women folk were unavailable and our loincloths were heavy with the residue of green jellybean essence.

I am sure that the backwater swamp where your mother birthed you is full of much similar ritual. Please describe both the obvious and more subtle genetic defects that you inherited from the inbreeding that your Clan has practiced for so long.

I am still searching for a mate, and the proximity of your eyes and the far off stare you exhibit stir a scent from my nether regions that I find best not described here. If you are not of mating stock I must reject you as your pelt appears hairless, making you useless to me on the cold evenings alone in my cave.

Love,

Cavey :wub:

I like you to anda iffen you want to know my family history my mother isa actually my sister , my aunt , my niece and my wife , we like ta keep it simple out chere . can I smell your behind ?

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Neanderthals on the Plains? homo neanderthalensis was discovered and flourished in the northern Europe ...

Hell, you know there are still mysteries dark and vast in the family tree...

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Hey Deliverance I found one of your home movies.

ain't it wonderful how music brings us all together .

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After watching this you give Burt a run for his money in the looks department.

Why thankya , yur pirty to.

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Maybe we need a "Deliverance Fan Club" ?

Love,

Cavey :wub:

you got nice fur , I want to pet you in yur private places .

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Well we've never met and I don't want to. :moon:

that there picture o u bendin over remind me a ned beatty. you HIM ? :)

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Nice to see this thread is 3 months old and going strong.

I agrees with ya Mr Vegas . it sure is nice to see somethin last , everthings bein used up so fast in this ol world thees days .

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You're a sick man.

His pelt may be sparse, and his eyes close set but that doesn't rule out good mating stock.

You may be wealthy of bed and hearthmates in Jawdoc Clan, and I admire your loincloth for that.

Never chase away the runt nor the ugly, for they may be a superior companion to the squirrel during times of need.

Love,

Cavey :moon:

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His pelt may be sparse, and his eyes close set but that doesn't rule out good mating stock.

You may be wealthy of bed and hearthmates in Jawdoc Clan, and I admire your loincloth for that.

Never chase away the runt nor the ugly, for they may be a superior companion to the squirrel during times of need.

Love,

Cavey :moon:

you say nice things :wub:

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Sung to the tune of

Imagine, by John Lennon

In DSO, there's seven,

Musician Deadhead tribe.

My Jell is bonus, and it makes Eaton cry.

Attracting all the Donk-eeees,

you can hear them bray....

Imagine Cavey's Drumstick,

it's hard and ready too.

JK now cries his eyes sore,

cause Phil and Bob's won't do.

He thought Furthur a sequel,

now Lesh holds the leash....

I'm not gay, but I'm a creamer,

some say Mattson is my son.

We may shaaaaaaare a loincloth,

anal glaaaaaand, provides us fun!

Imagine those jam sessions,

cause DSO's our band.

Run Mary-Robert Hunter,

Barracos in my Clan!

He's poppin' all my pimples,

Cavey's toes are curled!

You may say my Wongs a Weiner,

but my Ding Dong can chew gum.

I hope to share my Loincloth,

and touch you with my sticky bun!

Love,

Cavey :wub:

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Sung to the tune of

Imagine, by John Lennon

In DSO, there's seven,

Musician Deadhead tribe.

My Jell is bonus, and it makes Eaton cry.

Attracting all the Donk-eeees,

you can hear them bray....

Imagine Cavey's Drumstick,

it's hard and ready too.

JK now cries his eyes sore,

cause Phil and Bob's won't do.

He thought Furthur a sequel,

now Lesh holds the leash....

I'm not gay, but I'm a creamer,

some say Mattson is my son.

We may shaaaaaaare a loincloth,

anal glaaaaaand, provides us fun!

Imagine those jam sessions,

cause DSO's our band.

Run Mary-Robert Hunter,

Barracos in my Clan!

He's poppin' all my pimples,

Cavey's toes are curled!

You may say my Wongs a Weiner,

but my Ding Dong can chew gum.

I hope to share my Loincloth,

and touch you with my sticky bun!

Love,

Cavey :wub:

I got nothin after that. Yet another work of art by our good friend that evolution left far behind.

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I say again as a ringing affirmation of the union of sapients - there's a little piece of Cavey in all of us. And I like to think that means different things to different people...

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