Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 3, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I think that you think that a certain something isn't everything it could be when in fact that certAin something is everything it should be and more!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 3, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I don't memorize words I memorize colors .... blue green red yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 4, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 Who invaded Spain in the 8th century ? the Moors ... no im sorry it the Moops ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 5, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 So you're telling me there's not a single apartment, flat, or studio, available in all of Tuscany??? That's right, there's nothing available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 5, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 You say skin doctor, I say pimple pusher MD. Doooh,......... Skin cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 5, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 I was actually the one that PAID for the big salad,... But you thanked Jerry because he handed it to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 5, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 I walked in and there he was, treating his body like an amusement park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Ammagamalin Crew Posted September 5, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Neumann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted September 5, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 "You think you're so damn special because you say "God Bless You?" George: No, I don't. I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special. If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so good looking!- Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 5, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 What's THAT one over there? That model is the D-28. What is it used for? It's normally used to wash elephants. I'll take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 5, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 I could have been a millionaire... I could have been a fragrance millionaire !! I just want to borrow your dustbuster .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 6, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Yes sir, I call your name "Cartright!", and you no answer. But my name is Costanza. Yes sir, I call out "Cartright!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 7, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 You mean I agreed to wear this puffy shirt on national television??? Oh Jerry, the pirate look is very popular right now. Well I don't want to be a pirate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 8, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 IT WAS NOT A PICK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted September 8, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Whadda ya got in the brief case Kramer? Uhhh..... Crackers. Mr. Kramer, I don't even know what this is supposed to be..?!.. Well sir, I've been having some trouble at home lately. I'm afraid we just can't keep you on here any longer. I..... Don't even work here... That's what makes this so difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy DeLyon Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 "No Soup for You!...Come back 1 Year" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Dead duck Posted September 15, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Shut up you old bag!! "Rustyyyy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 16, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Stella !! ... STELLA !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted October 29, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 Let's take a look at that Penske file .. there is nothing done .. well in all due respect sir I do have the smaller office .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted October 29, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 How come I didn't get a Christmas card? Oh, you want a card?.. Here's your Christmas card!! (Mashing face into breasts). Hey Nip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP 2muchfun Posted October 30, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Elaine: He took it....out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted November 3, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 I would like to return this jacket.. Im sorry sir can I ask why ? out of spite... you can't return an item based solely on spite ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP gr8fulpair Posted November 3, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 So if you had a chair, I mean if a chair were offered to you, you would take the chair and sit. I suppose if I had a chair I would sit down in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP found Posted November 5, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 Soup Nazi for Halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted December 16, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 Jerry your Nana is on a fixed income !! you should have told me you were a little short .. if anybody asks where you got you don't know ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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