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Who Dey!! Let's go!!

Birds looked like a championship team yesterday.

So, this mailman is getting ready to retire after decades on the same mail route. Three desperate housewives on his route get together and decided that they need to do something to mark the occasion, thank him for his years of service. The mailman’s last day rolls around. He goes to one house and the housewife has a box of chocolates for him. He goes to the second house and the housewife gives him a gift certificate for a nice, local restaurant. He goes to the third house and the woman answers the door wearing her sexiest lingerie, takes him upstairs and fucks him in half. Afterwards, he is leaving and she stops him at the door, gives him a dollar. ‘What’s this for?’, he asks. She says, ‘well, I asked my husband what to do for your retirement and he said, ‘Fuck him, give him a dollar.’

Let's go birds.

Friends accuse me of being biased against Deadco b/c I see so much DSO. I’m biased towards good music. Hyryder is fantastic. I’ve also seen some bad dead tributes who I won’t name. I listen to the music and if it’s good I like it and if it’s not I don’t. It’s pretty simple. I’d love to be in love with Deadco. Think of how many extra shows in cool venues I’d see. It sort of sucks. I’ve seen them in a bunch of cool venues but that tempo just sucks it out of me. Folsom field, Shoreline, wrigley. I tried and tried. It’s not like I didn’t give them a shot. I’ve had fun at most shows but it’s not the musical fun of other bands. It’s the fun of being in a football stadium in the middle of summer with friends seeing a big spectacle.