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I caught Brown Eyed Women at the Salvage Station in Asheville. They rocked it out. Seriously great band. Jill Phone Simmons has a fantastic voice! And how many drummers do you hear sing? This band has one. Go see them and you will thank yourself. If I didn't have such a demanding job, I'd be up in the mountains tonight to see Mikaela Davis.

I saw them in Raleigh at a pretty small place (Pour House ~250) and it was a real good time! Jill stole the show for me - she's seems like a very humble and positive person - she made time for everyone that wanted to chat het up. I think they'll be at Skull & Roses so if you're lucky enough to be going - definitely worth your time ❤️

Did you hear the cannibal pathologist got fired? missing evidence too into his work Two cannibals are eating a lost tourist. One starts at the head; the other at the feet. After a while, one notices the other is really quiet. He asks, "you ok?" The other replies, "I'm fine; I'm having a ball. " "you are eating too fast." Two cannibals are eating Jim Gaffigan. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?" The other says, "no". Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other, " I think we got this joke wrong."

Great intersecting with your never ending tour AC. Zanzibar great little venue…paradise if you enjoy some retro pinball with your dancing. Will definitely c u at Jubilee.

Two of my most favorite musicians Emmylou on Friday and Lee Owen with Born Cross Eyed on Saturday. .. I was out on a limb in Atlanta while the BCE experience was like being in the fold. It's always reassuring see Too Much Fun on the dance floor. There was a newcomer who asked who was the new guitarist sitting in, he had seen the shows where Mr. Owen was absent. He was in full force along with everyone else in the band. Hopefully he will get the 20 yrs of born cross eyed I've been graciously treated to starting at Terrapin Hill to the perfect Zbar. They got decent food, an outside area, a couple of six inch levels leading down to the stage which is waist high. Hoping for good weather for the folks hitting up the next to set of DSO concerts. Touch to open Death Don't to close and a lot of trippy landscapes through out. Even though I don't have any Cincy folks going to Jubilee I'm psyched to wonder the grounds and meet up with the people I haven't met yet and hopefully run into forum folks and to jam out with Dark Star

So, this mailman is getting ready to retire after decades on the same mail route. Three desperate housewives on his route get together and decided that they need to do something to mark the occasion, thank him for his years of service. The mailman’s last day rolls around. He goes to one house and the housewife has a box of chocolates for him. He goes to the second house and the housewife gives him a gift certificate for a nice, local restaurant. He goes to the third house and the woman answers the door wearing her sexiest lingerie, takes him upstairs and fucks him in half. Afterwards, he is leaving and she stops him at the door, gives him a dollar. ‘What’s this for?’, he asks. She says, ‘well, I asked my husband what to do for your retirement and he said, ‘Fuck him, give him a dollar.’

She might tell you that your memory needs to be checked because you posted the same joke a year ago (and told it better that time 😃).