That hill has sucked from day one. Morning, noon, and night it sucks. It sucks when it is hot and dry. It sucks when it is wet and chilly. It sucks when it is covered with morning dew (pun or literally). It sucks even more, if such a thing is possible, when people pitch tents on it and stakes and ropes make it an obstacle course.
In my world it has sucked, sucks now, and will continue to suck. For cardio I dance. Or at least flail.
But I fully respect your position and admire your generous spirit.