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Perfect timing on this! I know one or two folks here have some Greek in their past. So here is a little something i saw a while back...

The college campus looks inviting

The streets have ivy nuance

The houses have an architecture that

Evokes Greek Renaissance

Here comes the dean of the college

He's in a lousy mood

A toga party got way out of hand

And their grades are no good

The brothers plead not guilty

The answer is still no

Grab the bull by the balls expel them

From Fraternity Row

The freshmen going to rush

Giving into intense hype

They want to belong, so they

Become a stereotype

The pledges have a master

He's in charge of the education

And he also keeps the books that read

"Your brain's on vacation"

They all stand for weekly lineups

Where their butts will glow

They will do anything to belong

On Fraternity Row

Pledges on a road trip

They don't know where to go

Riding on the back of a

Hairy buffalo

The purple Jesus is close behind

In various shades of Everclear

The active members laugh at them

While they hold their stomachs dear

Pray to the gods of porcelain

Where all their insides flow

'Cause everyone has to drink too much

Within Fraternity Row

Chapter room is bullet ridden

The kegs are begging to be tapped

The sorority ladies

They cover to avoid bring trapped

All except for Liz and Patty

And the fullback from Notre Dame

Everybody is getting drunk

Or else expecting fame

And the president, he's primping

He's getting keyed up for the show

He's going to the sorority dance

On Fraternity Row

The housemother, she's sitting alone

Festering in such a rage

Because she just found out that she

Ran out of her Ancient Age

She says, why face reality?

My husband, he is dead

She has nothing better to do

And lives in a dream instead

And though her eyes are fixed upon

A TV with snow

She spends her time peering

Into Fraternity Row

Rolo, thinks he's Casanova

Bragging all about his conquests

But appearances seem

More a mirage, than they suggest

One arm looks much bigger than the other

Nose grows like Pinocchio

As he goes off claiming that the

Women never want to say no

Now you would not want to believe him

As he tries to boost his ego

So he can make such a unique mark

On Fraternity Row

Little Sister, she's eager to please

"I give them what they want," she thinks

And puts her pads on both of her knees

In athletic style

In stumbles Big Brother, he's reeling

"Could you do me a favor"

The brothers say," tend to your business, big bro

In good flavor"

And the only sound that's left

After all the brothers go

Is Little Sister giving out

On Fraternity Row

Across campus there's vandalism

There is underwear in the trees

The toilets have exploded

Because of drunk violent sprees

They're binge drinking at the balcony

The brothers do not feel assured

Alcohol and immaturity

Blending both elements are absurd

The brothers are shouting to portly girls

"You are ugly so you should go"

Damage to self-esteem is punishment for going

To Fraternity Row"

Molly and Biff going steady

They are getting lavaliered

Come out round up everyone who

Seems to know more than first appeared

Then they bring them to the basement

Where the hazing will begin

They're tied up and surrounded

And bathed in Gibley's gin

His pin is ripped from his chest

As part of this silly show

Check to see that nobody is informing

On Fraternity Row

Yes, I received your email yesterday

(About the time the keyboard broke)

When you asked what I was doing

Was that some childish joke?

All these brothers that you mention

Yes, I know them, they're quite tame

I had to paddle hard their behinds

And shoot them in a drinking name

Right now I can't see too good

Don't send me no more emails no

Not unless you mail them

From Fraternity Row

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Perfect timing on this! I know one or two folks here have some Greek in their past. So here is a little something i saw a while back...

The college campus looks inviting

The streets have ivy nuance

The houses have an architecture that

Evokes Greek Renaissance

Here comes the dean of the college

He's in a lousy mood

A toga party got way out of hand

And their grades are no good

The brothers plead not guilty

The answer is still no

Grab the bull by the balls expel them

From Fraternity Row

The freshmen going to rush

Giving into intense hype

They want to belong, so they

Become a stereotype

The pledges have a master

He's in charge of the education

And he also keeps the books that read

"Your brain's on vacation"

They all stand for weekly lineups

Where their butts will glow

They will do anything to belong

On Fraternity Row

Pledges on a road trip

They don't know where to go

Riding on the back of a

Hairy buffalo

The purple Jesus is close behind

In various shades of Everclear

The active members laugh at them

While they hold their stomachs dear

Pray to the gods of porcelain

Where all their insides flow

'Cause everyone has to drink too much

Within Fraternity Row

Chapter room is bullet ridden

The kegs are begging to be tapped

The sorority ladies

They cover to avoid bring trapped

All except for Liz and Patty

And the fullback from Notre Dame

Everybody is getting drunk

Or else expecting fame

And the president, he's primping

He's getting keyed up for the show

He's going to the sorority dance

On Fraternity Row

The housemother, she's sitting alone

Festering in such a rage

Because she just found out that she

Ran out of her Ancient Age

She says, why face reality?

My husband, he is dead

She has nothing better to do

And lives in a dream instead

And though her eyes are fixed upon

A TV with snow

She spends her time peering

Into Fraternity Row

Rolo, thinks he's Casanova

Bragging all about his conquests

But appearances seem

More a mirage, than they suggest

One arm looks much bigger than the other

Nose grows like Pinocchio

As he goes off claiming that the

Women never want to say no

Now you would not want to believe him

As he tries to boost his ego

So he can make such a unique mark

On Fraternity Row

Little Sister, she's eager to please

"I give them what they want," she thinks

And puts her pads on both of her knees

In athletic style

In stumbles Big Brother, he's reeling

"Could you do me a favor"

The brothers say," tend to your business, big bro

In good flavor"

And the only sound that's left

After all the brothers go

Is Little Sister giving out

On Fraternity Row

Across campus there's vandalism

There is underwear in the trees

The toilets have exploded

Because of drunk violent sprees

They're binge drinking at the balcony

The brothers do not feel assured

Alcohol and immaturity

Blending both elements are absurd

The brothers are shouting to portly girls

"You are ugly so you should go"

Damage to self-esteem is punishment for going

To Fraternity Row"

Molly and Biff going steady

They are getting lavaliered

Come out round up everyone who

Seems to know more than first appeared

Then they bring them to the basement

Where the hazing will begin

They're tied up and surrounded

And bathed in Gibley's gin

His pin is ripped from his chest

As part of this silly show

Check to see that nobody is informing

On Fraternity Row

Yes, I received your email yesterday

(About the time the keyboard broke)

When you asked what I was doing

Was that some childish joke?

All these brothers that you mention

Yes, I know them, they're quite tame

I had to paddle hard their behinds

And shoot them in a drinking name

Right now I can't see too good

Don't send me no more emails no

Not unless you mail them

From Fraternity Row

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Verrrrry clever says young Bob!

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