Forum MVP 2muchfun Posted September 24, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Tomorrow I perhaps pick a place to go as I follow in the footsteps of Teacher Matt and begin a career to carry me to full ss retirement. This is teaching Physics and Calculus...wish me luck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Teacher Matt Posted September 24, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Giddyup and good luck !!! ...and yes you are crazy .... welcome aboard !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Rude Posted September 25, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Awesome brad!!! After college I substitute taught and contemplated becoming a teacher. I loved it. Hope u enjoy your final career!!! Summers off so you can do DSO stadium tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP chuckvegas Posted September 25, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Teach your children differential equations well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP PoetryGirl Posted September 25, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Lucky kids ! You'll show them the practicality of those smarts I am sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Rude Posted September 25, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 So Johnny is selling patchouli oil for 10.00 a bottle. He paid 4.50 a bottle. How much does johnny make if he sells 4 bottles. Hmmm technically that's algebra. Ok. So Johnny is drinking some moonshine out of a jar that's 3" diameter and 10" tall. The jar develops a small leak from a hole .1" wide. Assuming standard gravity, and that Johnny is drinking at a rate of .05 liters a minute, how lomg until Johnny has no moonshine left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP 2muchfun Posted September 25, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 So Johnny is selling patchouli oil for 10.00 a bottle. He paid 4.50 a bottle. How much does johnny make if he sells 4 bottles. Hmmm technically that's algebra. Ok. So Johnny is drinking some moonshine out of a jar that's 3" diameter and 10" tall. The jar develops a small leak from a hole .1" wide. Assuming standard gravity, and that Johnny is drinking at a rate of .05 liters a minute, how lomg until Johnny has no moonshine left. Since it is obvious to the casual observer that Johnny also has sufficient stash to last him...just in case shit happens...the answer to the question is "never"...which means the probabity of it happening is older than then the age of the universe (think monkey sitting at typewriter randomly typing bible word for ford)...your welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP 2muchfun Posted September 25, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 So Johnny is selling patchouli oil for 10.00 a bottle. He paid 4.50 a bottle. How much does johnny make if he sells 4 bottles. Hmmm technically that's algebra. Ok. So Johnny is drinking some moonshine out of a jar that's 3" diameter and 10" tall. The jar develops a small leak from a hole .1" wide. Assuming standard gravity, and that Johnny is drinking at a rate of .05 liters a minute, how lomg until Johnny has no moonshine left. Since it is obvious to the casual observer that Johnny also has sufficient stash to last him...just in case shit happens...the answer to the question is "never"...which means the probabity of it happening is older than then the age of the universe (think monkey sitting at typewriter randomly typing bible word for word)...your welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP 2muchfun Posted September 25, 2015 Author Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Teach your children differential equations well! Even after one day it is apparent...they ain't gonna learn what they don't wanna know (in the pastt addressed by parents).in the big picture education must address the latter. But that is a discussion not for this thread unless the masses wishes it to be so lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Michael Doc Watson Posted September 26, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 So Johnny is selling patchouli oil for 10.00 a bottle. He paid 4.50 a bottle. How much does johnny make if he sells 4 bottles. Hmmm technically that's algebra. Ok. So Johnny is drinking some moonshine out of a jar that's 3" diameter and 10" tall. The jar develops a small leak from a hole .1" wide. Assuming standard gravity, and that Johnny is drinking at a rate of .05 liters a minute, how lomg until Johnny has no moonshine left. This is actually simular to stuff I have to sometimes figure out at work. I usually just wing it and figure it out on experiance and come close enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forum MVP Rude Posted September 26, 2015 Forum MVP Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Yeah I was an idiot and didn't get an engineering degree b/c advanced math gives me a boner. Marketing was a much easier path for someone who attended less than 10% of his college classes over 7 years of college. Still can't believe the parents allowed my nonsense without making me work or take out student loans. Fun ass 7 years of "college" though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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